w0men are difficult!!

If y0u kiss her, y0u are n0t a gentleman,
If y0u d0n't, y0u are n0t a man.
If y0u praise her, she thinks y0u are lying,
If y0u d0n't, y0u are g0od f0r n0thing.
If y0u visit her 0ften, she thinks y0u are b0ring,
If y0u d0n't, she accuses y0u 0f d0uble-cr0ssing.
If y0u are well dressed, she says y0u are a playb0y,
If y0u d0n't, y0u are a dull b0y.
If y0u are jeal0us, she says it's bad,
If y0u d0n't, she thinks y0u d0 n0t l0ve her.
If y0u are a minute late, she c0mplains it's hard t0 wait,
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way.
If y0u visit an0ther man, y0u're n0t putting in "quality time",
If she is visited by an0ther w0man, "0h it's natural, we are girls".
If y0u fail t0 help her in cr0ssing the street, y0u lack ethics,
If y0u d0, she thinks it's just 0ne 0f men's tactics f0r seducti0n.
If y0u stare at an0ther w0man, she accuses you 0f flirting,
If she is stared by 0ther men, she says that they are just admiring.
If y0u talk, she wants you t0 listen,
If y0u listen, she wants you t0 talk.

s0urce fr0m, http://www.lovefatedestiny.com/womenaredifficult.htm