An Illin0is man wh0 left the sn0w-filled streets 0f Chicag0 f0r a vacati0n in Fl0rida. His wife was 0n a business trip and was planning t0 meet him there the next day. When he reached his h0tel, he decided t0 send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable t0 find the scrap 0f paper 0n which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead t0 an elderly w0man wh0se husband had passed away 0nly the day bef0re. When the grieving wid0w checked her e-mail, she t0ok 0ne l0ok at the m0nit0r, let 0ut a piercing scream, and fell t0 the fl0or in a dead faint. At the s0und, her family rushed int0 the r0om and saw this n0te 0n the screen:
DEAREST WIFE:
JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.
YOUR LOVING HUSBAND
P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE
s0urce fr0m, http://www.inspirationallane.com/FunnyStories2.
Thursday, August 7, 2008
when kids talk ab0ut marriage..
A six-year-0ld b0y t0ld his father he wanted t0 marry the little girl acr0ss
the street. The father, being m0dern and well-sch0oled in handling children,
hid his smile behind his hand.
"That's a seri0us step," he said. "Have y0u th0ught it 0ut c0mpletely?"
"Yes," his young s0n answered. "We can spend 0ne week in my r0om and the next
in hers. It's right acr0ss the street, s0 I can run h0me if I get
scared 0f the dark."
"H0w ab0ut transp0rtati0n?" the father asked.
"I have my wag0n, and we b0th have 0ur tricycles," the little b0y answered.
The b0y had an answer t0 every questi0n the father raised.
Finally, in exasperati0n, his dad asked, "What ab0ut babies? When y0u're
married, y0u're liable t0 have babies, y0u kn0w."
"We've th0ught ab0ut that, t0o," the little b0y replied. "We're n0t g0ing t0
have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm g0ing to step 0n it!"
taken fr0m, http://www.inspirationallane.com/FunnyLoveStories2.htm
the street. The father, being m0dern and well-sch0oled in handling children,
hid his smile behind his hand.
"That's a seri0us step," he said. "Have y0u th0ught it 0ut c0mpletely?"
"Yes," his young s0n answered. "We can spend 0ne week in my r0om and the next
in hers. It's right acr0ss the street, s0 I can run h0me if I get
scared 0f the dark."
"H0w ab0ut transp0rtati0n?" the father asked.
"I have my wag0n, and we b0th have 0ur tricycles," the little b0y answered.
The b0y had an answer t0 every questi0n the father raised.
Finally, in exasperati0n, his dad asked, "What ab0ut babies? When y0u're
married, y0u're liable t0 have babies, y0u kn0w."
"We've th0ught ab0ut that, t0o," the little b0y replied. "We're n0t g0ing t0
have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm g0ing to step 0n it!"
taken fr0m, http://www.inspirationallane.com/FunnyLoveStories2.htm
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
the guy's rules
1. Men ARE n0t mind readers.
2. Sh0pping is NOT a sp0rt. And n0, we are never g0ing t0 think 0f it that way.
3. Crying is blackmail.
4. Ask f0r what y0u want. Let us be clear 0n this 0ne: Subtle hints d0 n0t w0rk! Str0ng hints d0 n0t w0rk! 0bvi0us hints d0 n0t w0rk! Just say it!
5. Yes and N0 are perfectly Acceptable answers t0 alm0st every question.
6. A headache that lasts f0r 17 m0nths is a pr0blem. See a d0ct0r.
7. Anything we said 6 m0nths ag0 is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all c0mments bec0me null and v0id after 7 Days.
8. If y0u think y0u're fat, y0u pr0bably are. D0n't ask us.
9. You can either ask us t0 d0 s0mething 0r tell us h0w y0u want it d0ne. N0t b0th. If you already kn0w best h0w t0 d0 it, just d0 it y0urself.
10. Christ0pher C0lumbus didn't need directi0ns and neither d0 we.
11. If we ask what is wr0ng and y0u say "n0thing," We will act like n0thing's wrong. We kn0w y0u are lying, but it is just n0t w0rth the hassle.
12. If y0u ask a questi0n y0u d0n't want an answer t0, Expect an answer y0u d0n't want t0 hear.
13. When we have t0 g0 s0mewhere, abs0lutely anything y0u wear Is fine...Really.
14. Y0u have en0ugh cl0thes.
15. Y0u have t0o many sh0es.
taken fr0m, http://www.lovefatedestiny.com/funnylovestories.htm
2. Sh0pping is NOT a sp0rt. And n0, we are never g0ing t0 think 0f it that way.
3. Crying is blackmail.
4. Ask f0r what y0u want. Let us be clear 0n this 0ne: Subtle hints d0 n0t w0rk! Str0ng hints d0 n0t w0rk! 0bvi0us hints d0 n0t w0rk! Just say it!
5. Yes and N0 are perfectly Acceptable answers t0 alm0st every question.
6. A headache that lasts f0r 17 m0nths is a pr0blem. See a d0ct0r.
7. Anything we said 6 m0nths ag0 is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all c0mments bec0me null and v0id after 7 Days.
8. If y0u think y0u're fat, y0u pr0bably are. D0n't ask us.
9. You can either ask us t0 d0 s0mething 0r tell us h0w y0u want it d0ne. N0t b0th. If you already kn0w best h0w t0 d0 it, just d0 it y0urself.
10. Christ0pher C0lumbus didn't need directi0ns and neither d0 we.
11. If we ask what is wr0ng and y0u say "n0thing," We will act like n0thing's wrong. We kn0w y0u are lying, but it is just n0t w0rth the hassle.
12. If y0u ask a questi0n y0u d0n't want an answer t0, Expect an answer y0u d0n't want t0 hear.
13. When we have t0 g0 s0mewhere, abs0lutely anything y0u wear Is fine...Really.
14. Y0u have en0ugh cl0thes.
15. Y0u have t0o many sh0es.
taken fr0m, http://www.lovefatedestiny.com/funnylovestories.htm
h0w t0 make a g0od p0wer p0int prezenter
1.less w0rds.
2.put m0re pictures.
3.use many slides.
4.make as simple as you can.
5.use suitable f0nts.
6.d0n't put many inf0rmati0n in 0ne slide.
7.put vide0 that might be interesting.
8.use suitable size 0f f0nts.
9.use backgr0und that is suitable with f0nts.
10.make it c0l0urful.
2.put m0re pictures.
3.use many slides.
4.make as simple as you can.
5.use suitable f0nts.
6.d0n't put many inf0rmati0n in 0ne slide.
7.put vide0 that might be interesting.
8.use suitable size 0f f0nts.
9.use backgr0und that is suitable with f0nts.
10.make it c0l0urful.
h0w t0 be a g0od prezenter
1.must have a g0od v0ice.
2.must have g0od b0dy language.
3.d0n't apologize.
4.be himself/herself in fr0nt.
5.did n0t c0nfused the audience.
6.sh0uld f0cus 0n small t0pic but m0re explanati0n.
7.must prepared well.
8.add j0kes in his/her presentation.
9.always steal audiences' attention.
10.able t0 use different int0nati0n.
2.must have g0od b0dy language.
3.d0n't apologize.
4.be himself/herself in fr0nt.
5.did n0t c0nfused the audience.
6.sh0uld f0cus 0n small t0pic but m0re explanati0n.
7.must prepared well.
8.add j0kes in his/her presentation.
9.always steal audiences' attention.
10.able t0 use different int0nati0n.
Sunday, August 3, 2008
G.A TEAM
lil0, eidham, syaikh,abu hassan and adn0r alhilmi had created 0ne unofficial team and we named it, G.A TEAM.. any0ne interest t0 j0in 0ur gr0up just c0mment this article 0r sent message t0 my friendster, katak_hijaumuda@yah0o.c0m.. n0 need t0 bring y0ur surat tawaran ump and setem hasil.. just bring ph0t0state ic with Ketua Kampung's c0p 0n it.. the new crew will had t0 attend the fitness test and s0me skill test..
0rganisati0n chart 0f G.A TEAM:
f0under : lil0
treasure : eidham
ajk keceriaan : shaikh
ajk makanan : adn0r alhilmi
ajk inf0rmasi : abu hassan
c0me 0n and j0in us.. free 0f charge.. G.A TEAM r0ck!!
Saturday, August 2, 2008
w0men are difficult!!
If y0u kiss her, y0u are n0t a gentleman,
If y0u d0n't, y0u are n0t a man.
If y0u praise her, she thinks y0u are lying,
If y0u d0n't, y0u are g0od f0r n0thing.
If y0u visit her 0ften, she thinks y0u are b0ring,
If y0u d0n't, she accuses y0u 0f d0uble-cr0ssing.
If y0u are well dressed, she says y0u are a playb0y,
If y0u d0n't, y0u are a dull b0y.
If y0u are jeal0us, she says it's bad,
If y0u d0n't, she thinks y0u d0 n0t l0ve her.
If y0u are a minute late, she c0mplains it's hard t0 wait,
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way.
If y0u visit an0ther man, y0u're n0t putting in "quality time",
If she is visited by an0ther w0man, "0h it's natural, we are girls".
If y0u fail t0 help her in cr0ssing the street, y0u lack ethics,
If y0u d0, she thinks it's just 0ne 0f men's tactics f0r seducti0n.
If y0u stare at an0ther w0man, she accuses you 0f flirting,
If she is stared by 0ther men, she says that they are just admiring.
If y0u talk, she wants you t0 listen,
If y0u listen, she wants you t0 talk.
s0urce fr0m, http://www.lovefatedestiny.com/womenaredifficult.htm
If y0u d0n't, y0u are n0t a man.
If y0u praise her, she thinks y0u are lying,
If y0u d0n't, y0u are g0od f0r n0thing.
If y0u visit her 0ften, she thinks y0u are b0ring,
If y0u d0n't, she accuses y0u 0f d0uble-cr0ssing.
If y0u are well dressed, she says y0u are a playb0y,
If y0u d0n't, y0u are a dull b0y.
If y0u are jeal0us, she says it's bad,
If y0u d0n't, she thinks y0u d0 n0t l0ve her.
If y0u are a minute late, she c0mplains it's hard t0 wait,
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way.
If y0u visit an0ther man, y0u're n0t putting in "quality time",
If she is visited by an0ther w0man, "0h it's natural, we are girls".
If y0u fail t0 help her in cr0ssing the street, y0u lack ethics,
If y0u d0, she thinks it's just 0ne 0f men's tactics f0r seducti0n.
If y0u stare at an0ther w0man, she accuses you 0f flirting,
If she is stared by 0ther men, she says that they are just admiring.
If y0u talk, she wants you t0 listen,
If y0u listen, she wants you t0 talk.
s0urce fr0m, http://www.lovefatedestiny.com/womenaredifficult.htm
physic 0r bi0logy?
this is a st0ry ab0ut why we must learn physic. A c0llege physics pr0fess0r was explaining a particularly c0mplicated c0ncept t0 his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.
"Why d0 we have t0 learn this stuff?" 0ne young man blurted 0ut.
"T0 save lives," the pr0fess0r resp0nded bef0re c0ntinuing the lecture.
A few minutes later the student sp0ke up again. "S0 h0w d0es physics save lives?"
The pr0fess0r stared at the student f0r a l0ng time with0ut saying a w0rd. Finally the pr0fess0r c0ntinued. "Physics saves lives," he said, "because it keeps the idi0ts 0ut of medical sch0ol." hehe..
taken fr0m, http://www.funnyjokes.name/jokes
"Why d0 we have t0 learn this stuff?" 0ne young man blurted 0ut.
"T0 save lives," the pr0fess0r resp0nded bef0re c0ntinuing the lecture.
A few minutes later the student sp0ke up again. "S0 h0w d0es physics save lives?"
The pr0fess0r stared at the student f0r a l0ng time with0ut saying a w0rd. Finally the pr0fess0r c0ntinued. "Physics saves lives," he said, "because it keeps the idi0ts 0ut of medical sch0ol." hehe..
taken fr0m, http://www.funnyjokes.name/jokes
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